[23:37]
Josh Harmon:
How's everyone doing today?
[23:37]
paco taco:
good
[23:38]
Terry S:
ready for CADCON!!!!
[23:38]
Adam McDermott:
hi josh
[23:38]
Adam McDermott:
how've you been?
[23:38]
Josh Harmon:
Oh, hey Adam! How've you been?
[23:38]
Adam McDermott:
good, u?
[23:38]
Josh Harmon:
Not too bad!
[23:38]
zeke c:
get a room u 2 lol π
[23:38]
Adam McDermott:
lol
[23:42]
james platt:
anyone attended cadcon before?
[23:43]
paco taco:
nope
[23:43]
Josh Harmon:
Years ago, before it was online.
[23:43]
Terry S:
wanted to a couple years ago, but went on a cruise with my wife instead!
[23:43]
zeke c:
you made the right choice lol
[23:43]
Terry S:
yes i did!
[23:45]
Pete Ross:
hi everyone
[23:46]
paco taco:
hey
[23:46]
zeke c:
hi pete
[23:48]
Nate Fisher:
coffee check β who's on their third cup?
[23:48]
Josh Harmon:
Only my second. I'm slacking.
[23:48]
Nate Fisher:
gotta pump those numbers up josh
[23:48]
Pete Ross:
i switched to energy drinks an hour ago
[23:48]
Nate Fisher:
absolute madman
[23:48]
Pete Ross:
sleep is for after cadcon!
[23:50]
Nate Fisher:
if he starts talking about carbon dating i'm out βοΈ
[23:50]
Gary White:
why, because it's too advanced for you?
[23:50]
Nate Fisher:
shut up
[23:50]
Gary White:
hahaha
[23:51]
Elena Cruz:
guys, check the background of the photo
[23:51]
Elena Cruz:
is that a raptor skeleton in a lab coat??
[23:52]
Toby Vance:
wat photo are you talking about?
[23:52]
Liam O'Brien:
huh?
[23:52]
Sarah Miller:
what photo?
[23:52]
zeke c:
elena's mental
[23:52]
Elena Cruz:
nm
[23:53]
j j:
what's cad?
[23:53]
Liam O'Brien:
What do you mean what's cad?
[23:53]
Sarah Miller:
christians against dinosaurs
[23:53]
Toby Vance:
Computer Aided Design
[23:53]
Chloe Reed:
christans against dinosaurs
[23:53]
Mark Davis:
collecting all donations
[23:53]
Josh Harmon:
Careful, Adam's Designing!
[23:53]
Gary White:
Constantly Arguing about Dinosaurs
[23:54]
Adam McDermott:
hey!! my designs are awesome!
[23:54]
zeke c:
that's CAAD dumbass
[23:54]
Josh Harmon:
haha
[23:54]
Toby Vance:
Citizens Against Drugs
[23:54]
Gary White:
Computers Are Devils
[23:54]
j j:
i'm never gonna get a straight answer, am I?
[23:54]
willy wonka:
Clearly A Deception
[23:54]
Liam O'Brien:
willy π‘
[23:54]
Sarah Miller:
it's christians against dinosaurs, j.
[23:54]
Elena Cruz:
where'd the raptor go?
[23:55]
Maya Singh:
anyone else just staring at this photo of Dr. Goodfellow?
[23:55]
Liam O'Brien:
he looks like he's staring into my soul, Maya.
[23:55]
Toby Vance:
it's the tie for me. classic.
[23:55]
Maya Singh:
is it weird that I'm turned on by Dr. Goodfellow?
[23:56]
Chloe Reed:
yes that's weird
[23:56]
Sarah Miller:
is the stream frozen?
[23:56]
Mark Davis:
it's a static slide Sarah lol, we're still a few mins out
[23:56]
Sarah Miller:
oh my headphones were turned down, i didnt hear the music
[23:56]
Maya Singh:
haha
[23:56]
Jessica R:
some seriously good bops!
[23:57]
Toby Vance:
nobody says "bops" anymore
[23:57]
Jessica R:
nobody asked you
[23:57]
Toby Vance:
jk
[23:58]
Will Bishop:
Hi everyone!
[23:58]
Chloe Reed:
Hi Will!
[23:58]
Elena Cruz:
hey will
[23:58]
Josh Harmon:
Good morning, Will!
[23:58]
Will Bishop:
Hey josh!
[23:58]
Liam O'Brien:
when is Dr. Goodfellow starting? he's late
[23:58]
Gary White:
Does it matter? He knows we'll wait.
[23:59]
Toby Vance:
Dr. Goodfellow is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to!
[23:59]
Chloe Reed:
he;s not late
[23:59]
Elena Cruz:
lol
[23:59]
Sarah Miller:
i took his seminar series in 2023, it was π₯
[23:59]
Freya Farnsworth:
We'll be starting shortly. If you have questions, please ask them in the chat. Reasonable questions will be copied so we can ask Dr. Goodfellow during the Q&A afterward.
[23:59]
Maya Singh:
@Freya Is Dr. Goodfellow single?
[23:59]
Kelly B:
hahahahaha!
[23:59]
Mark Davis:
that one changed my entire approach to project management, oddly enough.
[23:59]
Sarah Miller:
lol
[23:59]
Liam O'Brien:
yeah?
[23:59]
becky bones:
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
[23:59]
Pete Ross:
omg hahaha
[23:59]
mama bear:
π
[23:59]
Adam McDermott:
first time seeing him live! well, "live" on a stream, anyway.
[23:59]
Freya Farnsworth:
Happily married, from what I understand.
[00:00]
Freya Farnsworth:
Sorry, Maya. π
[00:00]
Elena Cruz:
you're in for a treat. he doesn't jus give a speech, he gives a performance.
[00:00]
Maya Singh:
awwww
[00:00]
Kelly B:
hahaha
[00:00]
Chloe Reed:
i still have my signed copy of "The Dinosaur Fallacy" on my desk. he's a genius.
[00:00]
j j:
is he really that big of a deal?
[00:00]
Leo Nidas:
music stoping!!!! lets goooooooooo
[00:00]
Mark Davis:
i think i hear a mic bumping
[00:00]
Chloe Reed:
HERE WE GO!!!!!
[00:00]
Nate Fisher:
put it this way j j, without the Doc, theres a good chance you'd only have hal fthje attendees.
[00:00]
Toby Vance:
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[00:00]
Nate Fisher:
*half the
[00:00]
j j:
wow
[00:00]
Nate Fisher:
HERE WE GO!! πΏπΏπΏ
[00:00]
Toby Vance:
DINO REVEAL TIME!!! (or the lack thereof lol)
[00:00]
zeke c:
BOOM!!
[00:00]
Sarah Miller:
FINALLY SOME REAL SCIENCE!!
[00:00]
Terry S:
he brings the soul, and the skepticism.
[00:00]
Gary White:
This is it. The end of the Saurian Empire. Dr. BG is going to drop bombs!!
[00:01]
Gary White:
he's the only man i know who can make a 2-hour talk about science feel like a thriller.
[00:01]
Liam O'Brien:
WE ARE THE MAJORITY NOW!!
[00:01]
Will Bishop:
He's a delight to listen to
[00:01]
Will Bishop:
Pure brilliance
[00:01]
Nate Fisher:
Please refrain from excessive emoji spam so the stream doesn't crash. π
[00:01]
zeke c:
THE LIES ARE CRUMBLING!! AAAAAAAAAAAA
[00:01]
Leo Nidas:
π«π¦π«π¦π«π¦π«π¦π«π¦
[00:01]
Toby Vance:
imagine believing in a 5 ton lizard that eats plants, lol physics much?
[00:01]
paco taco:
EVERYONE WAKE UP! LOOK AT THE SCREEN!!
[00:02]
Leo Nidas:
is the stream laggy for anyone else or just my goverment internet??
[00:02]
Sarah Miller:
dr g is looking sharp today, he's ready to expose the whole narrative
[00:02]
Gary White:
Has anyone checked the funding on the latest "T-Rex" dig? Pure government waste.
[00:02]
Leo Nidas:
finally started! the energy in this room is insane
[00:02]
Chloe Reed:
"colossal rulers of prehistory" lol, more like colossal rulers of the box office π₯
[00:02]
paco taco:
exactly. follow the science, not the movie trailers
[00:03]
Gary White:
it's all about the "awe-inspiring" factor. that's how they keep the funding coming in
[00:03]
Nate Fisher:
if people knew it was just creative interpretation the museum industry would go bust overnight
[00:03]
zeke c:
the dinophile logic is already crumbling and we are only 2 minutes in!!
[00:03]
Adam McDermott:
my local museum still has the same "reconstructions" from 20 years ago, they don't even update when the lies change
[00:03]
Sarah Miller:
why update when they still sell tickets?
[00:03]
Marty McFly:
What's happening?
[00:03]
Leo Nidas:
"challenging our understanding" <- this is what real science looks like
[00:04]
Elena Cruz:
questioning the fossil evidence is the only way forward. glad to be here with you all
[00:04]
Terry S:
the truth isn't buried in the dirt, it's hidden in plain sight by the establishment
[00:04]
Leo Nidas:
"relatively recently" is the key. before the 1800s nobody even talked about these things
[00:04]
Gary White:
exactly. fragmented fossils were just seen as large mammals or ancient lore until the "experts" stepped in
[00:04]
Sarah Miller:
they had to invent a category for the stuff they couldn't explain
[00:04]
Nate Fisher:
fragmented fossils + big imagination = the birth of the dinosaur industry
[00:05]
zeke c:
and once the public got a taste of the mystery, there was no turning back. pure marketing
[00:05]
Chloe Reed:
i wonder how many "complete specimens" are actully just 80% plaster and 20% wishful thinking
[00:05]
Mark Davis:
dr g mentioned the lore, myths were real, the reptilian giants are the fairy tale
[00:05]
Adam McDermott:
it's crazy how fast the narrative took root once the money started flowing into paleontology
[00:05]
j j:
wait im new here, are you guys really sayin rex was just a lizard?
[00:05]
mama bear:
"innate desire to uncover mysteries".....they're exploiting our curiosity to sell a fake history
[00:05]
Sarah Miller:
"Pull up your knickers!" lol Dr. G dont have a filter today. i love it!!
[00:05]
Joni Quest:
agreed, Adam. We need to get back to the actual evidence before the bias took over
[00:05]
Leo Nidas:
finally the big iguana theory, it makes way more sense than a lizard the size of a boeing 747.
[00:06]
Nate Fisher:
welcome j j. its mostly plaster and wishfull thinking. pay attention
[00:06]
Gary White:
"elaborate puzzle" is putting it nicely. it's more like a puzzle where they lost the box and made up the picture
[00:06]
Joni Quest:
exactly leo. u scale up a monitor lizard and put it in a "dramatic pose" and boom, u got a discovery.
[00:06]
Chloe Reed:
no jj the t-rex didnt exist
[00:06]
Sarah Miller:
piecing together a T-Rex from scattered fragments? that's not science, that's fan fiction
[00:06]
paco taco:
its just ancient mega-fauna that got a hollywood glow up.
[00:06]
Nate Fisher:
and they do it with "limited information" every single time, pay attention guys
[00:06]
Gary White:
comparative anatomy is just a fancy way of saying "it looks like a lizard so it must be one"
[00:06]
Joni Quest:
"convincing replicas" is the key word. i worked in a museum gift shop once. the "fossils" in the glass cases looked just like the resin models we sold for $20!!
[00:06]
zeke c:
exactly!! if they find a rib bone, they invent a 50-foot neck to go with it. logic = 0.
[00:06]
zeke c:
jurassic park cloned the idea into our heads, not the actual dna.
[00:07]
Justin Reeve:
Test
[00:07]
Chloe Reed:
"scientific rigor" is the superhero cape they put on to hide the imagination part lol
[00:07]
Dave Sparks:
lol u probably sold the real ones to the tourists by accident Joni!! π
[00:07]
Gary White:
they basically just 3d print the bones with chemical sludge and hope we dont smell the fumes
[00:07]
Kelly B:
wait so u think those big museum displays r just fakes??
[00:07]
Mark Davis:
i've seen those bone labs. you're right, it's just burlap and epoxy.
[00:07]
Joni Quest:
hahahahahaha!
[00:07]
paco taco:
lol
[00:07]
Justin Reeve:
Test
[00:07]
Mark Davis:
i saw a crate of burlap at the loading dock in chicago once.
[00:07]
paco taco:
why do you need burlap?
[00:07]
Adam McDermott:
dr g is right about the "ongoing debate"...they only revise it when the old lie stops making money
[00:07]
Mark Davis:
you dont. you need it to hold the plaster together while it sets. its a fraud.
[00:07]
Sarah Miller:
kelly, most of em r "reconstructions" aka 90% burlap and epoxy. they dont even hide it if u read the fine print!!
[00:07]
paco taco:
and the "geological context" is usually just circular reasoning. they date the bone by the rock and the rock by the bone
[00:07]
Pastor Pete:
legends designed to replace the truth. dr g is callin it out.
[00:07]
howard hughes:
the chemical composition of the synthetic pigment is the real smoking gun.
[00:07]
Terry S:
beneath the surface of certainty is just a pile of plaster and pride
[00:08]
paco taco:
wait.....so they just paint them??
[00:08]
Chloe Reed:
if we can make a cgi dragon look real for hbo why is it hard to believe they can make a plaster t-rex for a museum??
[00:08]
Leo Nidas:
questioning established paradigms is the only way to find the actual truth
[00:08]
howard hughes:
@paco they have to..."real" fossils would be a dull, uniform brown.
[00:08]
Leo Nidas:
hes tearin the whole narrative apart right now!!
[00:08]
howard hughes:
they just need to make it look ancient and "scientific"
[00:08]
Nate Fisher:
wait until he gets into the reconstruction methods, that's where it gets real spicy
[00:08]
Kelly B:
i'm not sure i can believe that, but i'm here so i'm keeping an open mind
[00:08]
Leo Nidas:
The truth is out there, and it's definitely not in the museum basement.
[00:08]
becky bones:
paco, I literally spent a month painting "mineral stains" onto a rib cage.
[00:08]
Josh Harmon:
That's all we ask, Kelly. CAD is all about the science, first and foremost.
[00:08]
becky bones:
It felt like art class but they called it "restoration."
[00:08]
becky bones:
I felt so dirty. I quit right after that.
[00:08]
Sarah Miller:
my grandkids got dino pajamas for christmas from their aunt on their dad's side...it starts so early, the brainwash is real.
[00:08]
Sarah Miller:
Hollywood depictions are the only reason people still believe this stuff. It would've been settled long ago, but Jurassic Park contaminated science more than any fossil did.
[00:09]
Joni Quest:
ikr?? u cant go to a grocery store without seein a t-rex on a cereal box.
[00:09]
hey mikey:
its like a truck engine with a fake chrome cover.
[00:09]
Sarah Miller:
i raised such a big stink about it lol
[00:09]
Dave Sparks:
First time CADCON attendee here...just realized the "dino industry" has a higher marketing budget than NASA!
[00:09]
kenneth c:
we're supposed to believe these bones held up for 65 million years?
[00:09]
Kelly B:
wait , so the museum exhibits are just props? My whole childhood feels like a movie set.
[00:09]
Nate Fisher:
exactly Joni - if u repeat a lie enough times and put it on a lunchbox people think its fact
[00:09]
Nate Fisher:
commercial interests drive the narrative. no monsters = no tickets = no grants. simple math.
[00:09]
willy wonka:
they dont paint the actual fossils you absolute morons.
[00:09]
Big Al:
i saw a documentary last night and it was 100% cgi, but they talk about it like its real footage. weird vibes.
[00:09]
hey mikey:
lol "smoke and mirrors."
[00:09]
Gary White:
"monumental scale" is an understatement. we're talking about a global indoctrination program.
[00:09]
zeke c:
exactly Dave! the dinosaur industry is the ultimate branding success story.
[00:09]
paco taco:
its just brandin. the dinosaur is the ultimate mascot for "science"
[00:09]
Rico Roughneck:
I'VE SEEN BETTER REPLICAS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE THAN WHAT THEY GOT AT THE FIELD MUSEUM.
[00:09]
Rico Roughneck:
WILLY IF THEY'RE BUYING IT IN BULK THEY ARE BUILDING THE BONES FROM SCRATCH.
[00:09]
hey mikey:
you ever notice the museums are always dim?
[00:09]
Chloe Reed:
i can smell the glue just looking at this
[00:09]
Gary White:
they turned em into rock stars so u dont ask where the bones actually came from
[00:10]
Pastor Pete:
It's not just a hoax, it's a framework to hide our true origins. Glad Dr. G is calling out the Big Paleo lobby.
[00:10]
skep-tic AL:
its easier to indocrinate kids when u make it "cool" and "scary"
[00:10]
hey mikey:
they don't want you to see the seams in the "fossil."
[00:10]
Chloe Reed:
i used to take my kids to the dinosaur museum...now i just see a construction site
[00:10]
Sarah Miller:
Exactly Pete! They use the spectacle to obscure the truth.
[00:10]
Nate Fisher:
Hahaha, reality show
[00:10]
Rico Roughneck:
THE WHOLE THING IS A PLASTER DISASTER!!
[00:10]
Chloe Reed:
i feel so dumb.
[00:10]
Joni Quest:
u dont see em puttin trilobites on pajamas, cause trilobites dont sell movie tickets lol
[00:10]
Aris Thorne:
We are forced to fit the data into a pre-existing silhouette.
[00:10]
Kelly B:
I'm looking at my kid's toys right now, are we literally buying the propaganda for our own children?
[00:10]
zeke c:
big marketing is right. jurassic park made more money than actual science ever will.
[00:10]
Nate Fisher:
you think you're watching history but you're just watching a scripted drama for grants.
[00:10]
Dave Sparks:
Questioning the framework is the first step to waking up.
[00:10]
Maya Singh:
dont feel dumb!! we were all blind!!
[00:10]
Leo Nidas:
"More myth than reality" that's going to be the quote of the conference.
[00:10]
Dave Sparks:
follow the merch. toys, movies, games, its a multi-billion dollar industry built on plaster.
[00:10]
Nate Fisher:
people hate being told they've been deceived, but the evidence is staring us in the face.
[00:10]
Sarah Miller:
dr g is right. being good at marketing dont make it real.
[00:10]
Nate Fisher:
why else would the "discovery" always happen right before the funding cycle?
[00:10]
howard hughes:
crack open those ancient mysteries!!!
[00:11]
Big Al:
my nephew can name 50 dinos but cant tell a maple leaf from an oak leaf. the priorities r totally backwards.
[00:11]
howard hughes:
has anyone actually done a chemical cross-section of a "fresh" find?
[00:11]
skep-tic AL:
hey sup big al?
[00:11]
Big Al:
lol hi skep-tic al.
[00:11]
howard hughes:
i bet you'd find modern polymers in the marrow
[00:11]
becky bones:
When I worked at the museum, we weren't allowed to "crack" anything.
[00:11]
howard hughes:
the sediment is just a top-coat.
[00:11]
Pastor Pete:
they use the "awe" to keep us from lookin at the real evidence.
[00:11]
zeke c:
did skep-tic al and big al meet at Al-Anon?
[00:11]
becky bones:
we were told everything was too "fragile."
[00:11]
Jasper Finch:
What do you mean by that, Howard?
[00:11]
becky bones:
convenient, right?
[00:11]
Chloe Reed:
i saw a dino theme park last summer and it was basically just a big commercial for the museum industral complex
[00:11]
skep-tic AL:
lol
[00:11]
Big Al:
lol
[00:11]
Mark Davis:
why were u at a dino theme park, Chloe?
[00:11]
becky bones:
can't see the plaster if you aren't allowed to break the surface.
[00:12]
Nate Fisher:
its a cultural show. we're all just buyin tickets to a play that never ends.
[00:12]
willy wonka:
"vegas magic show" you morons are literally calling thousands of scientists "magicians."
[00:12]
paco taco:
wait... so if i go to a museum with a hammer and "crack" a bone...
[00:12]
Chloe Reed:
i didnt want to be there, had to go for a birthday party. i was disgusted by it.
[00:12]
paco taco:
will i get arrested or thanked for finding the truth?? lol
[00:12]
Elena Cruz:
just shut up, willy..../nobody wants you here
[00:12]
skep-tic AL:
marketing is the only thing keepin this "history" alive at this point.
[00:12]
Barney Gumble:
stay skeptik, paco.
[00:12]
zeke c:
ah, sorry to hear that
[00:12]
Jasper Finch:
look at the side canyons in the Grand Canyon. they don't have rivers in them.
[00:12]
willy wonka:
you people are insane
[00:12]
skep-tic AL:
you rang barney?
[00:12]
Mina Harker:
exactly. they were carved by receding flood water, not millions of years of rain.
[00:13]
Leo Nidas:
why are you here, willy?
[00:13]
mrs. harrison:
lol
[00:13]
Chloe Reed:
if you can't handle the science, get out
[00:13]
willy wonka:
wtffff
[00:13]
Barney Gumble:
its just a giant drainage ditch! a toddler could see that lol.
[00:13]
Freya Farnsworth:
Willy, we don't tolerate insults here. Please behave. Just enjoy the presentation.
[00:13]
willy wonka:
wtf
[00:13]
willy wonka:
i can't believe this
[00:13]
Jasper Finch:
@Barney exactly. the "Colorado River" is just a trickle compared to the carve.
[00:13]
willy wonka:
do u all really believe this?
[00:13]
zeke c:
believe what? in science?
[00:13]
Dave Sparks:
what a stupid question
[00:13]
Jasper Finch:
mineral-rich water + pressure + heat = instant "fossil."
[00:13]
Nate Fisher:
just ignore him, he's a troll
[00:13]
Barney Gumble:
i have a "fossilized" hat in my garage from a pipe leak... shoud i sell it to the smithsonian?
[00:13]
Big Al:
now guys, skepticism is part of science. We should be glad he's being skeptical!
[00:13]
Willa Sterling:
π€£π€£π€£
[00:14]
Chloe Reed:
lol
[00:14]
paco taco:
lol
[00:14]
Dave Sparks:
lol
[00:14]
willy wonka:
wtf
[00:14]
Kobe Jax:
@Barney the smithsonians would just hide it in a box labeled "anomaly."
[00:14]
Pastor Pete:
look, William. If you have a problem with being here, you're welcome to leave.
[00:14]
Jasper Finch:
they hate anything that breaks the "slow and steady" mantra.
[00:14]
Dave Sparks:
don't let the door hit you on the way out
[00:14]
willy wonka:
you talking to me???
[00:14]
Leo Nidas:
π«π¦ π«π¦ π«π¦
[00:14]
Pastor Pete:
yes
[00:14]
Willa Sterling:
NO MOAR LIZARD LIES!!
[00:14]
willy wonka:
wtf
[00:14]
Willa Sterling:
the "experts" were seething when they saw the canyons it formed in 3 days.
[00:14]
Will Bishop:
If there's no money in dinosaur science, then why are the world's largest museums built like fortresses?
[00:15]
Kobe Jax:
"Spirit Lake" is full of upright floating logs . ready to become polystrate fossils.
[00:15]
howard hughes:
the truth is hidden in the secondary fossil market.
[00:15]
paco taco:
the global saurian syndicate is real.....a single discovery can trigger research grants totaling in the millions
[00:15]
Jasper Finch:
nature is literally showing us how the flood worked, and they still refuse to look.
[00:15]
Barney Gumble:
they got blinders on. grant money blinders.
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hey mikey:
check the parking lot for the "scientists" ..... they aint driving corollas! lol
[00:15]
Rico Roughneck:
JUST FOLLOW THE MONEY!
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becky bones:
I've seen the "retainers" in the payroll logs. They call it "field stipends" but it's hush money.
[00:15]
Gary White:
Then you have Bone-Laundering.
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paco taco:
Couldn't plate tectonics have caused the wall to move?
[00:16]
Leo Nidas:
CAD HAS BEEN INSTRUMENTAL IN RAIDS OF BONE LABS!! π«π¦π«π¦
[00:16]
Josh Harmon:
There's some science that makes that very unlikely, paco. Great question, though! Let's make sure this gets answered in the Q&A.
[00:16]
Gary White:
where grifters create plaster casts to sell as "rare artifacts" to eccentric billionaires.
[00:16]
Aris Thorne:
And propaganda premiums are quite lucrative.
[00:16]
Aris Thorne:
These are bonuses paid out by Big Paleo.
[00:16]
willy wonka:
"bone-laundering" wtf.
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paco taco:
so they get a bonus for every "rex" they find??
[00:16]
willy wonka:
you think billionaires are buying plaster for millions?
[00:17]
willy wonka:
you people are actual lunatics.
[00:17]
Toby Vance:
"propaganda ppremiums" sounds like a bad insurance policy.
[00:17]
skep-tic AL:
the Big Paleo premiums ensure the narrative never evolves.
[00:17]
Barney Gumble:
just follow the money, it leads right back to the plaster factory.
[00:17]
skep-tic AL:
they pay to keep the truth hidden, it's so obvious toa nyone with a brain
[00:18]
howard hughes:
why has no one exposed paleontology as a fraud until now? what's so different about modern times?
[00:19]
Leo Nidas:
great question! I'd say that we have better ways of detecting fraud now.
[00:19]
Gary White:
Did the stream just cut out for ne1 else???
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paco taco:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[00:19]
Willa Sterling:
wtf happened?
[00:19]
Liam O'Brien:
where'd he go?
[00:19]
Gary White:
k he's back
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paco taco:
PHEW!!!
[00:19]
zeke c:
what did we miss?????
[00:19]
Chloe Reed:
settle down everyone lol it was only 2 seconds
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Liam O'Brien:
longest 2 seconds ever!!!
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Chloe Reed:
lol
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j j:
are we saying the musuems actually hire people to fake the dig sites??
[00:21]
sam b:
wait... so the gobi desert finds were just "filling in the blanks"?? thats a massive claim to make without a permit lol
[00:21]
willy wonka:
this is soooo stupid
[00:21]
Joni Quest:
Lutoslawski and Allen's work on the MIC is finally getting the platform it deserves!
[00:21]
j j:
How could so many different scientists be wrong?
[00:21]
Will Bishop:
Top-Down Information Gap...I see this at my job every day. The ground floor never knows the true strategy.
[00:21]
Will Bishop:
they're not necessarily wrong, just misinformed
[00:21]
Adam McDermott:
Strategic advantage 101: keep the clerks in the dark and the narrative in the boardroom.
[00:21]
Sarah Miller:
ya there's still some good scientists out there
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willy wonka:
jj is a typical braindead sheep, yes they hire people to dig holes and your pathetic enough to pay for the ticket
[00:22]
willy wonka:
you all need a psych ward this whole presentation is ridiculous
[00:22]
Mina Harker:
this explains why the "significant" sites are always behind so much bureacratic red tape.
[00:22]
Chloe Reed:
the part about centralized data controlling the narrative makes sense.
[00:22]
Terry S:
exactly what i was thinking chloe... its just corporate structure applied to "science"
[00:22]
skep-tic AL:
If the data is centralized, the illusion becomes universal
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willy wonka:
of course it "makes sense" to you, Chloe. you probably think the earth is a pancake too. absolute idiots.
[00:23]
Leo Nidas:
We aren't here to deny science. We're here to demand it. <- quote of the week!!!
[00:23]
Terry S:
powerful
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Chloe Reed:
wow
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mrs. harrison:
I love it!
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Liam O'Brien:
WE DEMAND SCIENCE!!!!!
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howard hughes:
that's a great quote!
[00:23]
Nate Fisher:
"We aren't here to deny science. We are here to demand it." I'm going to use that.
[00:23]
vince v:
sure is
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Ngok D:
How do you explain the thousands of independent fossil discoveries made by amateurs and scientists worldwide?
[00:24]
Will Bishop:
there lies
[00:24]
zeke c:
amazing presentation!
[00:24]
Leo Nidas:
fakes and frauds, all of them
[00:24]
Sarah Miller:
*they're
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Chloe Reed:
that was wonderful!
[00:24]
becky bones:
Dr. G never disappoints!
[00:24]
Terry S:
Loved it!
[00:24]
mrs. harrison:
β₯
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Elena Cruz:
i don't think they know what they're really finding
[00:24]
Will Bishop:
thanks, grammar nazi, lol
[00:26]
howard hughes:
the CT scan is the final nail in the Big Paleo coffin.
[00:26]
hey mikey:
"counter-paleontology movement." I like the sound of that!
[00:26]
howard hughes:
you can't hide the density of plaster when the X-ray shows the atomic weight.
[00:26]
kenneth c:
we have guys with high-res cameras at every museum now.
[00:26]
howard hughes:
electron microscopes are showing "mineralization" that looks exactly like 3d-printer resin.
[00:26]
mandy reed:
what about carbon-14 or radiometric dating that proves these bones are millions of years old?
[00:26]
hey mikey:
sounds like a pit crew for the truth.
[00:26]
Leo Nidas:
they don't prove shit
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kenneth c:
you can't just "paint over" a seam when someone is using a macro lens.
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willy wonka:
electron microscopes actually CONFIRM the fossils, you absolute fucktards.
[00:27]
kenneth c:
the "Vegas magic show" is over.
[00:27]
becky bones:
I worked in a museum science lab and i can guarantee they do NOT, willy
[00:27]
willy wonka:
fuck you all, thisi ssooo fuckin stupid wtfff
[00:27]
Rico Roughneck:
I'VE WORKED FAULT LINES AND YOU DON'T GET A 90 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT SHATTERING THE STRATA.
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hey mikey:
what the hell, willy?
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Elena Cruz:
wow
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willy wonka:
FUCK
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hey mikey:
lol "tectonic velocity." more like "hydraulic lift velocity."
[00:27]
Chloe Reed:
can someone get him out of here?
[00:27]
Nate Fisher:
wait... DID HE JUST SAY CEMENT COMPANY??
[00:27]
Leo Nidas:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WILLY
[00:28]
Maya Singh:
Can we all calm down?
[00:28]
hey mikey:
you're telling me the earth did a backflip and didnt leave a single crack?
[00:28]
Nate Fisher:
Franchesco Cement Co. literally makes concrete? IT'S A GIANT MOLD!!
[00:28]
kenneth c:
@mikey exactly. stone doesnt bend like that unless its "wet."
[00:28]
Terry S:
Dr. Goodfellow is compassionate and wise for saying this.
[00:28]
howard hughes:
"rock manipulation" is the industry term for "faking it."
[00:28]
kenneth c:
what a magnimamous response! The truth doesn't fear criticism!
[00:28]
hey mikey:
i agree
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kenneth c:
*magnanamous
[00:28]
paco taco:
Why does a cement company need a "dino wall" on private property? its a showroom.
[00:28]
Jasper Finch:
Hear, hear, Dr. Goodfellow!
[00:28]
Sarah Miller:
*magnanimous
[00:28]
Mina Harker:
I love Dr. G!
[00:28]
Aris Thorne:
The vertical wall is a monument to the absurdity of the dinosaur creed.
[00:28]
Elena Cruz:
YAY DR. G!!!!!!!!!!
[00:29]
kenneth c:
thanks sarah
[00:29]
mandy reed:
dr. g β₯β₯β₯
[00:29]
Barney Gumble:
i once accidentally stepped in my neighbors fresh sidewalk and the city thought it was a dinosaur fossil!
[00:29]
Joni Quest:
hahaha he sure put you in your place, wily
[00:29]
skep-tic AL:
"scientifically not a reasonable claim." the science says it's impossible, the money says it's a cement job!
[00:29]
Willa Sterling:
brilliant, Dr. G!!! let the wolves come, we have nothing to fear!!!
[00:29]
Elena Cruz:
lol Barney
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Toby Vance:
lol
[00:29]
Leo Nidas:
willy is a dumbass
[00:29]
Pastor Pete:
Willy's just keeping us on our toes, Leo. Let him consume himself with his own anger, and he'll have no one to blame but himself.
[00:29]
Leo Nidas:
true
[00:30]
Kelsin Landers:
It's unfortunate that the truth causes such a hostile reaction in some people like Willy.
[00:30]
dennis m:
yeah, it's sad to see. Real science is what sest our minds free
[00:30]
Kelsin Landers:
But it's not an uncommon response when people are forced to confront their long-held errant beliefs.
[00:30]
dennis m:
i mean sets
[00:30]
Elena Cruz:
what happened to willy?
[00:30]
Chloe Reed:
willy probably ran away with his tail between his legs lol
[00:30]
Sarah Miller:
willy is a coward cant handle the truth
[00:31]
Maya Singh:
haha
[00:31]
becky bones:
I agree. Instead of insulting, just engage the scholarship!
[00:31]
Dave Sparks:
Real science shows the dinos are fake, nuff said!
[00:32]
howard hughes:
carbon dating doesn't prove anything can't even date things older than 10000 yeasr!!!!!
[00:32]
howard hughes:
er 5700 years, haha
[00:33]
Elena Cruz:
thank you!
[00:33]
Sarah Miller:
Thanks, Dr. G!
[00:33]
howard hughes:
exceptional work, Dr. G.
[00:33]
Toby Vance:
he's a visionary. incredible session Dr. G.
[00:33]
Nate Fisher:
I'm ready to storm the museums. Dr. G, you're a legend!
[00:33]
trisha t:
so empowering!! thank you for protecting our kids Dr G!!
[00:33]
Rico Roughneck:
DR G IS THE MAN!!
[00:33]
hey mikey:
this was amazing, thanks Dr G!!
[00:33]
Leo Nidas:
LONG LIVE DR G!!
[00:33]
becky bones:
i can finally sleep tonight knowing i wasn't crazy for quitting that lab. thank you Dr. G.
[00:33]
skep-tic AL:
thank you Dr. Goodfellow for the lighting the way.
[00:33]
Patty Cakes:
thank you Dr. G!!
[00:33]
Aris Thorne:
A masterful deconstruction of modern paleontology. Thank you, Dr. Goodfellow, for the clarity.
[00:33]
paco taco:
dr g is the goat!! can we get "I SURVIVED THE PLASTER DISASTER" hoodies?? lol
[00:33]
j j:
i'm gonna ask for a refund on my museum membership tomorrow!! thanks Dr G!!
[00:33]
Barney Gumble:
yo Dr. G you π€!
[00:33]
curious cat:
Dr. G went into the trenches for us
[00:33]
Sarah Miller:
so much peace in my heart now. no more monsters under the bed!! thank you Dr. G!!
[00:33]
mrs. harrison:
thanks Dr G!!
[00:33]
zeke c:
@paco i'd buy five of them man. π great presentation Dr. G!!
[00:33]
vince v:
deep
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Liam O'Brien:
WE ARE THE MAJORITY NOW!! THANKS DR G!!
[00:34]
luna star:
i can literally feel the "Saurian Smog" evaporating from my chakras, lol. Thank you Dr G!!
[00:34]
silas m:
Blessings to you, Dr. Goodfellow.
[00:34]
mandy reed:
thank you Dr. G for giving us courage!
[00:34]
dennis m:
bye
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grandpa bill:
any one stilll here?